I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i out mim tonsoeep
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