scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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