Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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