the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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