Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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