i just had sex bonerless
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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