We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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