Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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