margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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