i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I pour the whiskey from now on
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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