I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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