so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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