Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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