Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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