Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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