at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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