That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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