I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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