I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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