I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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