that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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