absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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