Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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