; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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