She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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