Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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