beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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