I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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