Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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