But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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