You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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