i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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