Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
nutella sex= disaster
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Do plants get herpes?
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