I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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