Midget sex pt 2 tonight
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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