we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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