He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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