I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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