p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm getting married
To pizza
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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