and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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