We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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