tell your sister to shave her snatch
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
All I want is dick and wine.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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