I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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