If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He has the fingertips of a God
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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