you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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