we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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