She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Success! We fucked roommates!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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