I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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