This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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