saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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